jmpl|Alfons Ballstouchen. "If you could, I'd ask for four boxes of Smecta"
FAlfons asking for payment in the form of Smecta
"A pimp is a bullish bull, he didn't buy me a drink, he gave me a certificate, he dehynchronized ..."
Alfons Ballstouchen Leopold's best friend (sometimes enemy) appearing in the series Leopold Arczi's Project and Adventures of Leopold Edward Plague. He is addicted to smect, has large tonsils, runs a grocery store and sticks Kozy Gold to people. In the Edward series, he works as an air taxi driver.