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"Oh yeah!" - Leopold Slikk

The below information contains spoilers for a parody series. Do not read ahead if you want it spoiled!

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This is the script for the episodes 50-52 of GeneBernardinoLawl's AGK series (which is also the parts 2-4 of GeneBernardinoLawl's 666 subscribers special) written and created by GeneBernardinoLawl. It has similarities to "Ben's Return" by OldGibs, "AGK vs. Sonic.exe" by Cansin13 / LeopoldHitlerMania, "AGK vs Dark Leopold" by BoredRabbit, Mighty Magiswords episodes "Badman Oldman" & "Witchy Simone Ruins Everything"

The characters in this episode are: Leopold Slikk, Sean Slikk, Aladdin.exe, Angry Sims Kid (Eric R. Sims), 40T10, Jake, Chilly Slikk, Monster Kid (from UNDERTALE), Nom Nom, Ronald Ramirez, Leonard Slikk, Leonidas Slikk, Harold Slikk, Sasha Fokin and more that he added on the episode

The voice actors will be:

  • Leopold Slikk as himself
  • Sean Slikk as himself
  • Fabrice as Aladdin.exe
  • Angry Sims Kid as himself
  • Mircosoft Mike as himself, 40T10
  • Jake Randolf as himself
  • Chilly Slikk as himself
  • ???? as Monster Kid (from UNDERTALE)
  • ???? as Nom Nom
  • Angry Sulu Kid as himself
  • Ronald Ramirez as himself
  • Leonard Slikk as himself
  • Leonidas Slikk as himself
  • Harold Slikk as himself
  • Sasha Fokin as himself

Part 1[]

This part was inspired on "Ben's Return" by OldGibs (canceled), "AGK vs. Sonic.exe" by LeopoldHitlerMania and "AGK vs Dark Leopold" by BoredRabbit

Warning: Contains mature themes or moderate to intense violence, which may be deemed unfit for children to watch without strong and vigilant parental supervision to children.

Parallel Universe warning

Yu-Gi-Oh! Unreleased Music - Previously plays

Leopold (off-screen): Previously on The Angry German Kid Show

*static* (recap)

Paddin (on-game, recap): Long have we awaited this day...

Paddin (on-game, recap): Welcome home...

Paddin (on-game, recap): My Prince!

Leopold (recap): OHHHH, SHIT!

Sean (recap): What is that sound of the shitty laugh is th-

*flashes*

*Leopold and Sean scream*

AGK vs. Aladdin.exe long intro

Leopold: Why does this kind of bullshit always happening to me?

Aladdin.exe: *appears*

Leopold: Well, who the fuck are you?

Aladdin.exe: ... *AWHOLENEWWORLD.EXE - A Elohw Wen Dlrow plays*

Leopold: Hey! I was talking to you, fool!

Aladdin.exe: ...

Leopold: Stop ignoring me, you asshole!

Aladdin.exe: *echoed evil laugh* *kaioken effect*

*Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow - Portal to Dark Bravery plays*

Leopold: Aooooooooohhh!

Aladdin.exe: *raises arm* *charges power* *shoots*

Leopold: Dodge this! *dodges* 

explodes

Aladdin.exe: *punches Leopold in the gut* *headbutts him*

Leopold: Aaaaah! *crashes on wall*

Aladdin.exe: *Instantaneous movement*

Leopold: *slides back*

Sean: *slide behind Leopold* You creepy motherfucking bitch! Leave my brother alo-

Aladdin.exe: *kicks Sean up to the air*

Sean: *fly away up to the air* Aaaaaahhhh-

Aladdin.exe: *charges eye beams* *shoots*

Leopold: Oh shit! *dodges while running* *jumps* *karate chop to Aladdin.exe but doesn't work* *melee flash sound* *record scratches*

Aladdin.exe: How pathetic you are.

Leopold: What the fu- *gets blasted* *hits wall again* Argh! My back.

Aladdin.exe: *appears next to him*

*Yoshi's Island - Room Before Boss plays*

Leopold: What are you, dude?

Aladdin.exe: Simple, german kid. Your worst nightmare.

Leopold: Aladdin.exe? What did you want for now?

Aladdin.exe: Since I finally escaped the game, I will destroy the world after i defeat you.

Leopold: You know what? You can't do that, you piece of shit! *punches but missed* *gets blasted from behind*

Aladdin.exe: Just hold still, kid. So I can kill you. *charges*

Leopold: (Shit... I'm getting my ass kicked big time! If only I had the super keypower, I could have stood up against him. I'll try to retrieve it in my room while he is busy charging his attack. This asswipe will learn his lesson! Nobody messes with me!)

Aladdin.exe: Now die!

*Aladdin: The Battle plays*

Leopold: ! *gets up and avoids beam* I hope he'll not cause too much damage to the house or else my dad gonna kick my ass.

cut to Leopold's room

Leopold: Here we are. *pick up his super keypower* This asshole will learn the meaning of pain!

door breaks down

Leopold: *turns around*

Aladdin.exe: Stop monkeying around, kid. What the heck are you doing?

Leopold: Prepare to get your ass kicked! Dragon Fire! *transforms to his fire transformation* *fight*

window breaks

Aladdin.exe: *goes flying out the window*

Leopold: *laughs* *hits Aladdin.exe's head*

*music pauses*

Nom Nom: Geez, this is boring. Some grizzy bear hugs me and it was very stupid.

explosion

Nom Nom: WHAT THE FUCK?

*music continues*

cut to Aladdin.exe laying to the floor

Leopold: *lands*

Aladdin.exe: *gets up*

Leopold: It seems like the tide is turning, now get the fuck out if you don't want me to finish you off!

*music stops*

Aladdin.exe: ...

Leopold: Huh?

Aladdin.exe: ... *jumpscare*

*The Legend of Zelda - Majora's Mask - Game Over plays*

Leopold: *his super keypower burned up* My super keypower. Why yo- *looks at him* (I can't believe it! He noticed that I can't beat him without my super keypower and i really pissed right now!)

*Return of Jafar - All Powerful plays*

Aladdin.exe: *kick* *punch* *headbutt*

Leopold: *soars to the sky*

Aladdin.exe: *appears again* I'll have to mangle you a bit... *charges eye beam*

Leopold: What the fuck did you just s- *gets blasted* Aaaaaahhhh-

*portal appears*

AGK640 Leopold: *appears* Aaaaahhhh-

Leopold, AGK640 Leopold, Sean: -aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.*hits wall and lands on lawn*

Leopold: Argh, augh. How could he...  Oh mein Gott! (Oh my god!) He defeated me. I can't stand against him...

To be continued

Aladdin.exe: No more monkeying around!

Part 2[]

This part was inspired on "Ben's Return" by OldGibs (canceled), "AGK vs. Sonic.exe" by LeopoldHitlerMania, "AGK vs Dark Leopold" by BoredRabbit, and the Mighty Magiswords TV episodes "Badman Oldman" & "Witchy Simone Ruins Everything"

Warning: Contains mature themes or moderate to intense violence, which may be deemed unfit for children to watch without strong and vigilant parental supervision to children.

Parallel Universe warning

Yu-Gi-Oh! Unreleased Music - Previously plays

Leopold (off-screen): Previously on The Angry German Kid Show

*Return of Jafar - All Powerful plays*

Aladdin.exe: *kick* *punch* *headbutt*

Leopold: *soars to the sky*

Aladdin.exe: *appears again* I'll have to mangle you a bit... *charges eye beam*

Leopold: What the fuck did you just s- *gets blasted* Aaaaaahhhh-

*portal appears*

AGKFan640 Leopold: *appears* Aaaaahhhh-

Leopold, AGK640 Leopold, Sean: -aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.*hits wall and lands on lawn*

Leopold: Argh, augh. How could he...  Oh mein Gott! (Oh my god!) He defeated me. I can't stand against him...

AGK vs. Aladdin.exe short intro

PART 2

Chilly Slikk: There you’re here, Eric Sims. What a big surprise.

Eric Sims: How’s it going?

Chilly Slikk: I will sell all of those books and magazines.

Eric Sims: What’s a point?

Chilly Slikk: You know. On last year, I’m help Leopold land to the moon. (Eric Sims shocked) He didn’t know how to drive a rocket ship.

Eric Sims (angry): WHAAAAAT?! Are you a dumbass or something? He don’t know how to drive the rocket ship?

Chilly Slikk: Yeah, but…

Eric Sims (extremly angry): Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! (leaves and shut the door too strong)

Chilly Slikk: Holy mother of gosh!

cuts to the nightmare

*Aladdin: Jafar`s Hour plays at 0:32*

Leopold: *wakes up* Okay...where the hell am I?

AGKFan640 Leopold: *wakes up* *look at Leopold* *gasp* Hoooooooooooooo

Leopold: Aaaaahhhhhh-

Sean: *wakes up* Ahhhhhhhhh-

AGKFan640 Leopold: -oooooooo-

Leopold: Ahhhhhhhhhhh-

Sean: Ahhhhhhhhh-

AGKFan640 Leopold: -oooooo-

Leopold: Ahhhhhhhhh-

Sean: Ahhhhhhh-

AGKFan640 Leopold: -ooooooahhh!!!

Leopold: Ahhhhhhhhh!

Sean: Ahhhhhhh!

Leopold: Who the fuck are you, dumbass?

Sean: Yeah, tell us!

AGKFan640 Leopold: I am you from AGKFan640's universe and i will here because the stupid portal in the sky.

Leopold: But there's no portal in the sky!

AGKFan640 Leopold: It's because it disappeared from the few seconds. GODDAMNIT!?!?!?!

Leopold: But we can't escape this place. (static) Ughh! What the fuck?

Aladdin.exe: *appears behind them*

Leopold, AGKFan640 Leopold, Sean: Oh Scheiße! (Oh shit!)

Aladdin.exe: *teleports in front of him* *music stops*

Leopold: ...Please don't do it...don't-

Leopold, AGKFan640, Sean: *gets burned* *The Legend of Zelda - Majora's Mask - Game Over plays* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! *wakes up in reality and yelled* *inhales and exhales*

*Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow - Echoes of Darkness plays*

Monster Kid: Yo! I'm glad you all awoke. If we don't see both of you, you would have been dead.

Jake: He's right.

Leopold: Jake?

Sean: *scream* A monster!!

Jake: Calm down, Sean! He wouldn't kill you.

Monster Kid: I have to say that you really freaked us out on that one!

Leopold: Hold a minute! How did you find us?

Jake: It happens when I saw Monster Kid from Undertale. When I told him to go to your house, we both heard a loud crash right near your backyard and we can see both of you being injured from the crash before going inside.

Monster Kid: Jake tried to call the ambulance but he didn't bring any phones and he have to take you both to have recovery.

Leopold: Thank you for helping us, Jake.

Sean: Yeah. You're a really good guy than i expected.

Monster Kid: But anyways, Tell us what happened to both of you.

Leopold: This may sound off the wall but you guys have to believe me, alright?

Jake: It's alright, we're listening to you guys.

*music stops*

3 minutes of explanation later...

Monster Kid: Dude, that was NEVER happens.

Leopold: FUCK!

Jake: Come on, it was fake. Can't you be serious just this one time?

Leopold: Look, we're telling the truth I swear! We cannot beat him without your help.

Monster Kid: Just tell us a real truth.

sirens

Leopold: What's happening in there?

Jake: We gonna go outside to know what's happen. *opens door* Nothing seems wrong, what is this all about?

explosion

Jake: What the fuck?

Aladdin.exe: *rises*

Jake: What the... What the hell is that? ...... *closes door*

Monster Kid: Yo, Leo-

Leopold: Shut it.

ABC News theme

News Reporter: Good afternoon everyone, we have been informed of a massive explosion in a few minutes ago which devastated a several of buildings. The amount of human casualties hasn't been estimated yet and the origin of the explosion is unknown for the time being.

AGKFan640 Leopold: Is that Aladdin.exe from this series?

Leopold: Yes, but we're broke the 4th wall.

News Reporter: And now, over to Microsoft Mike which is currently on sight.

Microsoft Mike: Microsoft Mike here. The parts of city is surrounding the explosion sight are drowned in chaos. Experts reported the death of at least hundred of people and are searching for the cause of the explosion. They satisfied any possibilities of plane crash or meteorite strike. Many I witnesses seeing a demonic guy looks like Aladdin with red bloody eyes floating above the city right before the explosion occured. Personally I think the people who said that are fucking dipshits. Because there is no such thing as a demonic guy looks like A-

crash

Leopold: This need to stop.

Microsoft Mike: Oh! Dear god! What the hell is going on?

Aladdin.exe: *charges beam*

Microsoft Mike: Holy fucking s- *gets blasted* aaaaaaAAA-

screen displays color bars

News Reporter: *sigh* We'll be right back, everyone.

Technical difficulties 

Please stand by

Jake: *turns off television* You were telling the truth?

Leopold: Yes, we did!

Sasha, 40T10: *barges through door*

Sasha: Looks like this asshole having a bad time.

40T10: Yeah! Aladdin.exe must be stopped!

Jake: Shut the hey up! Ugh...

Leopold: It's all my fault...

Jake, AGKFan640 Leopold: What?

Leopold: Everything happening now is my own fault! *inhale* These people are dead because of me! If only I hadn't played this game in the first place...

Sasha: Don't feel bad, bro. We all make mistakes. Once I broke my iPad and cries over it, someone cheers me up. So cheer up, bro and we'll try to fix this.

Leopold: At least, one hundred people have been killed because of me! Do you expect me to go along with it?

40T10: Calm down already and give us a chance.

Jake: He's right. It isn't time for feeling sorry! Calm down, and we'll find a solution to all this madness.

Monster Kid: The entire city could be wiped out if we don't act fast, dude.

Leopold: Yeah...you guys are probably right. But I'm afraid there isn't much to do against Aladdin.exe. It is the first time I got beat this hard!

Meanwhile

everyone laughs at Eric Sims

Eric Sims: Nooooo!!! *looks back* Yes! Yes!!! Angry Simish Kid have some best day!!

Back to Jake's House

door knocks

Sean: I got this. *cuts to outside of Jake's house* *open the door* Hello, welcome to Jake's h- aaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! *shut the door too strong*

Leopold: No way! We're going talk to that guy. *open the door* Welcome to Jake's h-- No- No- No- No- No- No- No- No- No- No- No-

Nom Nom appears

Leopold & Jake: Nom Nom?

Nom Nom: Uhh? Hi!

Jake: What the hell are you doing here?

Leopold: You kicked our asses!

Sean: That was stupid.

Nom Nom: I have to talk about that demonic guy you talking about.

Leopold: I say, you're so fucking retarded!

*cuts to Jake's living room*

40T10: So what's going on, Noms. ("Andy Bangs calls Nom Nom that name first before him")

Nom Nom: I hate to say this but Eric Sims joined his side.

40T10: Oh yeah, Eric Sims was joining...

40T10, Jake & Sean: ...at Aladdin.exe's side?

Leopold: Why the fuck did he join to his damn side?!

Nom Nom: When I was going out of my studio that my anger's came back *flashback starts*, I saw the explosion back side of it.

Nom Nom (in the flashback): WHAT THE FUCK?

Nom Nom: I ran into it but nothing's wrong here. So I look back and I see that Aladdin.exe want him to join his side. He accepted. That's why I came here to need both of you to save everyone.

*flashback ends*

Leopold: See? I 'm never lying to you all.

Nom Nom: But not just that.

Leopold: What are you mean?

Nom Nom: He's a psychopath form of the Disney character "Aladdin". Everybody played the original Aladdin.exe game, even Luigikid. That creature was created in the void and even when he gained this new form, this creature was something that can only be described as pure evil. This is because he had a monstrous personality. This powerful monster calls himself “Aladdin.exe” represented by the Disney movie character and is capable of possessing electronic devices.

Leopold: O RLY?

Nom Nom: Yeah. That's true.

Leopold: At least, that explains why he dressed like that.

Nom Nom: I always thought this story's all fake like anybody would. But it turns out this story was real after all... We're gonna keep going and Hey, Leopold. Check out what I found from your super keypower.

*Nom Nom holding the some of the parts from Leopold's Super Keypower*

Leopold: Oh mein Gott (Oh my god)! I never seen these kind of Keyboard parts before!

Nom Nom: We gonna upgrade the keyboard to your new super keypower.

Leopold: But this bitch burned it up.

Nom Nom: *sigh* For god's sake, Leopold. We'll going head to the computer store at the city but we going on the sewers so he cannot seen us.

Leopold: Are you kidding me?! They have crocodiles down here!?!

Nom Nom: Nonsense! Why did they have it down here?

Jake: Yeah! That's what they say. We'll gonna keep going.

To be continued!

Part 3[]

This part was inspired on "Ben's Return" by OldGibs (canceled), "AGK vs. Sonic.exe" by LeopoldHitlerMania, "AGK vs Dark Leopold" by BoredRabbit, and the Mighty Magiswords TV episode "Witchy Simone Ruins Everything"

Warning: Contains mature themes or moderate to intense violence, which may be deemed unfit for children to watch without strong and vigilant parental supervision to children.

Parallel Universe warning

Yu-Gi-Oh! Unreleased Music - Previously plays

Leopold (off-screen): Previously on The Angry German Kid Show

*Nom Nom holding the some of the parts from Leopold's Super Keypower*

Leopold: Oh mein Gott (Oh my god)! I never seen these kind of Keyboard parts before!

Nom Nom: We gonna upgrade the keyboard to your new super keypower.

Leopold: But this bitch burned it up.

Nom Nom: *sigh* For god's sake, Leopold. We'll going head to the computer store at the city but we going on the sewers so he cannot seen us.

Leopold: Are you kidding me?! They have crocodiles down here!?!

Nom Nom: Nonsense! Why did they have it down here?

Jake: Yeah! That's what they say. We'll gonna keep going.

AGK vs. Aladdin.exe short intro

PART 3

*Terraria - Underground plays*

Jake: What's wrong, dude?

Leopold: I thought I saw a crocodile

Jake: These are no crocodiles!

Nom Nom: He's right! Let's keep moving.

Sean: Then, I will clean the attic.

Leopold: Great choice!

Nom Nom: There's a ladder.

Sean: See you later, bro.

Leopold: Is this the way to the electric store?

  • climbs up*
  • enters shop*

Leopold: Oh yeah!

Nom Nom: Now, all we need is the keyboard. So we will turn it into the Super Keypower.

Leopold: I found the good one.

Jake: Go for it, Nom Nom.

Nom Nom: Here goes nothing. *drops three keys each*

finger flash sound

Aladdin (SNES) - Jafar Battle Theme

Leopold: Time to teach that psychopath a lesson!

Leopold: *transforms into the Keyboard of Doom Form* *flies up*

Jake: Good luck, Leopold!

Aladdin.exe: *shoots 4 times*

Leopold: Miss me, Aladdin?

Aladdin.exe: *turns around* What in the name of... I thought I slaughtered you!

*Eric holding the crown of Germany*

Ronald: Not so fast, gibberish asshole!

Sasha: You put that crown back!

Eric: What the fuck?

Leopold: Well, you should have blasted me harder!

Aladdin.exe: Why must you always get in my way of everything, you keyboard demolisher?

Nom Nom: Stop being evil before we'll beat you up.

Eric: No fucking way! I'll be evil whenever I want.

Leopold: Ask me if I care about all those things anymore! You gon' get yo ass whooped!

Aladdin.exe: I cannot withstand it any longer! Your days are about to meet their end, teenager kid.

Nom Nom: Oh! Now you'll fucked up, man!

Eric: Hey! You know what?

Aladdin.exe & Eric: Prepare to die!

Both: *charge forward*

explosion

Both: *fighting*

Nom Nom: Hey, catch! *throw the crown to Ronald*

Ronald: *got the crown* *punch Eric in the face*

Aladdin.exe: *crashes on building*

Leopold: *flew next to Aladdin.exe* 

Aladdin.exe: *gets up* *punches but missed*

Leopold: *charges up* Aaaahhhh! *misses*

Aladdin.exe: *charges eye beam* *shoots* *flies up*

Leopold: *slashes two times*

Ronald: *punches Eric 5 times*

Eric: *smashes his toy laptop to Ronald*

Ronald: *smash his keyboard to Eric stronger*

Eric: *gets blasted*

Aladdin.exe: *swoophit sound* *groundhit sound* *gets up*

Leopold: Talk about Deja Vu!

Aladdin.exe: Why you little! *charges forward but gets hit* *channels darkness* *fires dark ball*

Leopold: *reflects*

Aladdin.exe: *gets blasted by own attack*

Meanwhile at the Arcade Center...

Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog - Scratch & Grounder

Leonard: I beaten your score again, Leonidas!

Leonidas: I gonna beat your score this time.

Leonard: Bring it on!

Harold: I think we going back to home. I hope the attic was very clean just like I say to Leopold.

Leonard & Leonidas: Aw man!

Mary: Don't worry. We'll come back here another time.

Leonard & Leonidas: Ja!!!!! Kervin: Geez! What's all this noise? Aaaahhhh!!

Arcade Center Manager: Hey! No yelling at the Arcade Center.

Kervin: Dang it!

Back to the battle

Eric: You never gonna beat me. *tried to walk away but Nom Nom stop him* What are you doing to me?

Ronald: We going to finish you off! *smash the keyboard too strong*

Eric: Ooooooooooowwwwwwww!! Okay! Okay! I give up!<

Ronald: Now stop this genocide before I'll k-

Aladdin.exe: *falling down*

explosion

Leopold: *lands*

Ronald, Nom Nom & Sasha: Leopold!

Eric: Leopold? *sigh* I'm outta here. You idiots now rejected me.

<Leopold: Come on, Sims.

Ronald: We'll not rejected you, man. We'll need you to stop this madness.

Nom Nom: He's right! That's really bad. Just stop that before the city wiped out.

Eric: You're right. I'm the one who starting making this mess.

Chilly: But not just you.

Eric: *talk to Chilly* Really?

Chilly: Yeah, really. Some of the bad guys are going to making this all mess since on the past.

Leopold: Go back to my side and we make it right.

Eric: ... You know what? ... Alright then.

Leopold, Chilly, Ronald, Nom Nom: *cheers*

Leopold: Welcome back, Er- *get blasted*

Aladdin.exe: You think you're gonna stop me?

AGKFan640 Leopold: Watch out! *smash his keyboard to Aladdin.exe when Jake shoot Aladdin.exe*

Aladdin.exe: Ow! *fall down* *both AGKFan640 Leopold and Jake appears*

Leopold: How did you do that?<

AGKFan640 Leopold: I heard that he blasted you hard.

Jake: Yeah. We have to stop him before he will kill you all.

Leopold: We gonna throw him back to his universe.

Nom Nom: *hold the TV* Maybe, this would work.

Leopold: *Eric and Leopold holding Aladdin.exe* Great idea.

Eric: Here we go. 1... 2...

Aladdin.exe: What are you guys doing to me?

Leopold & Eric: 3!! *throw Aladdin.exe to the TV*

Aladdin.exe: *gets absorbed in the screen* Nooooooooooooo!!!

40T10: Allow me! *smash the TV with the hammer*

Nom Nom: This should work.

  • portal appears*

AGKFan640 Leopold: So I going back to my universe before my dad going to beat me again.

40T10: See long, dude.

AGKFan640 Leopold: *walk into the portal and disappears*

  • portal disappears*

At 5:50PM

Leopold: I guess I going back to my cleaning. Huh?

  • the scene that the attic was cleaned*

Leopold: Sean?

Sean: Ja?

Leopold: How did you even do that?

Sean: *giggles*

The End

  • lighting appears*

AWHOLENEWWORLD.EXE - Game Over

  • the text is flipped and darker*

Aladdin.exe: *appears* I will back some day, Leopold. And even your gibberish friend.

The end?

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