Leopold: Computer time! The fuck? How did this stuff doing on my desk? GET OFF! Before I need to play it, let's look it up on my Email. (gasps) I just got a new message on my Inbox last night! Let's see what it is.
(message says "Hey dude! Valve finally announced the release dates of Half-Life 3, TF3, Left 4 Dead 3 & Portal 3!")
Leopold: (gasps) YEAH!!! WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! Half-Life 3 has been Comfirmed! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A NEW GAME FOR FUCKING YEARS! LET'S SEE HOW GORGEOUS THIS GAME LOOKS!
(listens to "Say So" by Doja Cat)
Leopold: (gasps while he listens to that song and breaks the keyboard while he screams) IT'S DOJA FUCKING CAT! (screams again) I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED THE HALF-LIFE 3 HYPE!!!
(black background and words says "Leopold couldn't bother going back on his computer right now after Say So by Doja Cat. So he decides to do other things to forget about being Doja Cat. OR WILL HE.")
(he watches on TV)
Leopold: Man, TV really is that boring...
TV Announcer: Welcome back to the Greatest Hits Channel. And now... we bring you a collection of the best music videos... by Doja Cat!
(listens to "Say So" by Doja Cat on TV)
Leopold: (gasps and he goes crazy and throws the remote on TV while it cracks) TELEVISION FUCKING SUCKS!!! (breaks TV after he goes crazy)
(black background and words says "At school...")
(Leopold sleeps in classroom)
Student 1: Hey dude! Do you want to hear what's probably the best music video in my opinion?
Student 2: Sure, why not?
Student 1: Alright. Just let me get my iPod out and here we go.
(listens to "Say So" by Doja Cat on iPod in classroom)
Leopold: (gasps) WHO THE FUCK DARES TO PLAY THAT FUCKING SONG?!
(when Leopold runs into to get iPod and he breaks iPod while Leopold hates that song)
Student 1: What the heck is wrong with you?!
Student 2: Why would you break my best friend's iPod?!
Leopold: I don't know why... probably because he played Doja Cat in front of everyone!
Student 1: Pathetic... you are just someone who doesn't appreciate real music.
(Leopold and students thinks about real music and he beats up 2 students)
Teacher: Sorry I'm late, but I got stuck in a Traffic Jam and... WHAT... THE... F**K! Leopold Slikk! To the Principal's Office! RIGHT F**KING NOW!
Leopold: (gasps and he runs back to the table and breaks the keyboard) WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ME???!!!
Harold: I can't believe you got suspended yet again! I'm still surprised you haven't gotten expelled from this school yet! You are so fucked when we get home!
Leopold: Whatever, Fatass.
Harold: Maybe I should play the radio for choice.
(listens to "Say So" by Doja Cat on radio in the car)
(Leopold gasps and he goes crazy again while he hates that song and he jumps right in the neighborhood and he goes down and he breaks his leg and he screams while he got the leg broke)
(black background and words says "At hospital...")
Leopold: This is not fair... This is NOT God for saken fair!
Nurse: Hey Kid, it's time for your Morphine Shot.
Leopold: No fucking way I'm letting you stick that at my leg!
Nurse: Quit whining and take it like a man. By the way, I hope you don't mind I play some music while I apply your shot.
Leopold: (gasps) WHY IS THIS SONG STILL APPEARING ON MY LI-
(While Leopold got shot by needle and he screams in pain)
(black background and words says "Back at home...")
Leopold: I'm back computer. That Hospital was an absolute living hell. As always! But thank god I'm gone from that shithole. Hope I will never go back there ever again. YEAH! Time for some Unreal Tournament!
(black background and words says "One hour later...")
Leopold: (laughs) I'm on a streak! (laughs again)
Mic Spammer: Hey, wanna hear a great song?
Leopold: Sure, play that awesome shit!
(listens to "Say So" by Doja Cat for the last time)
Leopold: (gasps) I CAN'T... TAKE THIS... ANYMORE!!!!!
(Leopold breaks the keyboard because he goes insane while he listens to that song and at the end, they stop that song while Leopold is screaming and he goes for a building and sign says "Doja Cat Record Company" and the building explodes and Leopold goes back home after they explode that building and he is breathing while after screaming)
Leopold: Good news, computer! I got rid of Doja Cat forever... I DESTORYED EVERY SINGLE CD THAT CONTAINED THAT DUMB MUSIC VIDEO FROM EXISTANCE! YEAH!!!! WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! NOW DOJA CAT WON'T RUIN MY LIFE EVER AGAIN!! YEA- (he goes crazy) Let's hear what the news has to say about this.
News Announcer: Hello everyone in Germany! Today in the news we have some tragic news for those into music. The Record Company that made the music video, "Say So" by Doja Cat... has violently exploded... Fortunately, no one died in such incident... However, every copy in existance of the song has been destroyed in the process. Plus, making "Say So" lost media.
News Announcer: However, not all hope is lost since internet sensation... Selphius but the German version. Has come out of the shadows and decided to faithfully German version the song with his voice. Here's the German version, courtesy of the artist himself.
Leopold: WHAT?!?! A German version of Say So...? Oh god... don't tell me what I'm excepting...
(listens to German version of "Say So")
Leopold: (screams in pain) FUCK!!!!! THIS GODDAMN SONG WON'T GET OUT OF MY FUCKING LIFE EVEN IF I ATTEMPT TO DESTORY IT! CURSE YOU... DOJA CAT! AND CURSE YOU SELPHIUS!!!!!!
(black background and words says "The End")