John Edwards (born May 4, 1980) is Harold's work-mate. In the warehouse, he is a blacksmith, which means he needs to make tools and sort them in the tool section. He is first seen when Harold introduces John to Leopold when Harold went out to buy super-glue and roach glue paste. John Edwards is a blacksmith for 12 years straight.

Harold is his friend. Harold has been in the warehouse for 6 years. He is notable for making tools and chopping wood inside the fire clearing. Started in 2002, he used to take position in the greenhouse at the back of a warehouse.

He acts with a positive attitude, but for the last resort, he gets a little into trouble. He never gets second-straw chance, and he likes his job.

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