This is the script for Episode 45 and 46 of YumaSonic2016's AGK series. Written by YumaSonic2016, GeneBernadinoLawl, and Atekuro95. Created by YumaSonic2016
- Leopold Slikk
- Harold Slikk
- Sakura Takashiro
- Hatari Takashiro
- Joseph Torres
- Elena Torres
- Jake Randolf
- Ronald Ramirez
- Kaeru Otoko
- Sebastian Taito
- Alexis Kizumi
- Serena Hiiragi
- Yune Tsukishima
- Yuya Katsumi
- Koharu Sakakibara
- Mrs. Diknet
- Nelson Armani
- Stephen Quire
- Croyt Parker
- Principal Fuxloleez
- Nurse Cherry
- Johnathan Antonio Taito
- Darrell Tama Rodriguez
The Rise and Attack of Nelson Armani
Angry German Kid Season 3 Intro
Leopold Narrating: Episode 13: The Rise and Attack of Nelson Armani
Leopold: Good morning.
Harold: Leopold! I have some bad news!
Leopold: What is it?
Harold: Your granduncle just died in the hospital last night. You're not going to school today because his funeral is today.
Leopold: That's so sad to hear...
Harold: I'll let you know when we're leaving, okay?
(Meanwhile at Sakura's house)
Sakura: *sleeping* *alarm beeps* *yawns* Morning already?
(cuts to Sakura taking a shower, doing her hair, and getting dressed)
Sakura: Alright, I'm ready to-- *stomach growls* Oof! I really hope mom and dad made breakfast this morning...
Jospeh: Buenos dias, Sakura.
Sakura: Ohayo, brother.
Hatari: Ohayo, breakfast is ready.
Sakura: Thank God because I'm starving.
Joseph: So, what are you gonna do later?
Sakura: I don't know yet, how about you?
Joseph: Maybe we could Beyblade later...
Sakura: I guess... My brother still obsessed with Beyblade, ain't he? Well, better get going.
Joseph: Later, sis.
Sakura: Round and round like a horse in a carousel, we go. Will I catch up to love? I could never tell.
Jake: Hi, Sakura.
Sakura: Oh, hello Jake. Where's Leopold? He's normally present.
Jake: Leopold? Oh, he said he's absent today because for personal reasons.
Sakura: I can see why?
*school bell rings*
Jake: Let's go to class.
Diknet: Good morning. Today we have 5 new students joining us today.
Ronald: To let y'all know, if it someone annoyin' as hell, I'm outta this fuckin' school!
Nelson: Enough, boi!
Diknet: Did you have to say that? Anyway, introduce yourself please.
Nelson: My name Nelson Armani. If y'all dare mess with me, y'all instantly regret it.
Sakura: Crap! He sound tough, better stay away from him.
Sebastian: Hi, my name is--
Nelson: *tugs on Sebastian's hand* *throws him on Darrell's desk*
Darrell: Yo, dafuq yo problem!
Alexis: Hey you! Who do you think you are--
Nelson: *grabs Alexis* *chucks Alexis*
Alexis: *screams* *hits wall* Oh my god, who are you?!
Nelson: Need some real friends, bitch?
Sakura: I already have real friends. What are you talking about?
Nelson: Lemme introduce my gang to you. As you can see, I'm the leader. This is Raymond, the helper of the gang. This is Antonio, he be annoyin' us with his anime at times. This is Raphael, the very tough one who knock any pussy out easily. And this is Joey, he have the technology and gadgets to destroy any pussy around here.
Raymond, Antonio, Raphael, and Joey: We are the We Are The Thot, Orphan, and Pussy Slayers!
Sakura: Yeah, I will definitely not be friends with jerks like you!
Raymond: Look girl, do it look like i give a shit?!
Antonio: Introduce yourself now, pussy!
Sakura: Alright fine, watashi wa Takashirou Sakura...
Joey: Sakura, eh? Don't be retarded like everyone else.
Sakura: I'm not retarded! I'm alot smarter than you think I am!
Raphael: You better prove it then 'cuz if you gonna lie and be a dumbass, YOU GONNA END UP LIKE YO' MOTHERFUCKIN' FRIENDS NELSON SWATTED!
Yune: Oh my god...these guys are terrible..
Serena: I know. Just why are they even bothering her right now.
Nelson: Let's sit next to her.
Raymond, Antonio, Joey, and Raphael: Yeah!
Sakura: No you won't sit next to me!
Joey: Oh yes we will, and if you mess with us, I swear to god we gonna fuck you up big time!
Sakura: Just shut up and get away from me!
Raymond: What shall we do now?
Nelson: Let's steal her money and shit!
Sakura: NANI?! *screaming* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!
Yuya: HOLY SHIT! What the hell is going on with Sakura!
Kaeru: Don't know and don't wanna know!
Ronald: They keep touchin' her inappropiately!
Darrell: We need to report them for sexual assault!
Sebasian: Right, Darrell. Diknet will know what to do about this!
Sakura: PUT ME DOWN, YOU PERVERTS!
Raphael: iPad Air huh?
Sakura: HEY! Give that back or else--
Raphael: *breaks iPad Air* FUCK YO' iPAD!!!
Sakura: Grrr! Why you bastards...
Antonio: (snatches Yuya's tablet)
Yuya: OI!!! (HEY!!!)
Antonio: Say goodbye to your Tablet! *smashes Yuya's tablet*
Yuya: WHAT THE HELL?! How dare you smash my fucking tablet!!
Joey: Stay outta this unless y'all wanna fight!
Sakura: That does it! *charges at Nelson*
Nelson: (grabs Sakura by her shirt) Don't make me rip yo god damn clothes off!
Sakura: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I'M GONNA--
Diknet: ALRIGHT ALL 6 OF YOU! THAT IS ENOUGH!!! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!
Sebastian: Damn it! This is gonna be a bunch of shit handed to Sakura!
Yune: Damn you Nelson! Look what you did!
Serena: Just what the hell is wrong with Nelson, treating us like crap?
(At the principal's office)
Nelson: Hello, Loli Fucker.
Fuxloleez: It's Fuxloleez.
Antonio: You leave the Lolis alone!
Raymond: Shut yo' mouth already!
Fuxloleez: Enough! All 6 of you have disappointed me alot with your behavior. Especially you, Mrs. Takashiro.
Sakura: What did I do? These 5 keep bothering me and sexually harassing me!
Diknet: Are you serious?!
Nelson: What ya mean! She allow us to fuck her!
Diknet: Watch it! You don't joke around in school like that! Anway, you all have detention for 1 hour.
Sakura: But I was trying to defend myself.
Diknet: I don't care, Sakura. Now get outta my office!
Sakura: What the hell is wrong with these dumbasses?!
Diknet: And Nelson and Co. if you do anything worse than you did just now, I will suspend you or worse. Understood?
Nelson: Understood. Deal or no deal. Let's roll...
Nelson: Fuck you, otaku slut! It yo fault wall got sent here!
Raymond: Hope you die in Hell along with all yo friends!
Sakura: How about fuck you and your gang?! Now I'm gonna get in trouble because of you!
Stephen: SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE NOT FREAKIN' FUNNY!!!
Nelson: YO SHUT UP, AUTISTIC MOTHEFUCKER!! NOBODY LIKE FAGGOTS LIKE YOU WHO HAVE ANGER ISSUES!
Stephen: (triggered): OH MY GOD! SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL FREAKIN' KILL YOU!!!
Sakura: Stephen! I should've known you were here, too! Why the hell did you get sent here?!
Stephen: The retarded teacher wouldn't lemme play World of Warcraft, so I broke the computer. She's unfair, you don't know, just shut up and leave me alone!
Croyt: SHIT!!! GO FIST YOURSELVES, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Nelson: YO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR IMA KNOCK YO ASS OUT, NIGGA!
Croyt: FUCK YOU, I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, FUCKING N**GERS!
Sakura: CROYT!!! Don't EVER say the N-word again! You should know that's RACIST!
Croyt: Whatever, I was sent here because I wanted to Play Halo, refused to do my work, cussed my teacher out, and told her to go fist herself.
Sakura: Wow! You have no respect for no one, you know that?
Croyt: SHUT UP!!!
Nelson: Hold on, the detention teacher is sleeping, so let's go fight Sakura's friends.
(In The Halls)
Jake: There you are!
Nelson: Hey, motherfuckers' didn't expect y'all to show up.
Sakura: Guys, I want to help you fight these 5.
Ronald: I was gonna say no, but fuck it, we going to settle this right now.
Nelson: Wanna fight? Well see how strong you really are.
Raphael: Let's go!
(Jake, Ronald, Darrell, and Sakura VS Nelson, Raymond, Antonio, Raphael, and Joey)
Stage Select: Green Field
Sakura: Take this. *shoots at Nelson
Nelson: Y'all suck. Try again but it ain't gonna work.
Jake: *shoots at Raphael
Raphael: Lemme show y'all somethin'! *hits Ronald with a sledgehammer
Sakura: *gasp* You're alot stronger than I thought!
Kaeru: Go to hell! *hits Antonio with his Keyboard
Joey: *shoots Sakura with laser gun*
Raymond: *punches Jake*
Antonio: RASENGAN! *shoots a fireball at everyone*
Darrell: I'ma take Ronald's place.
Darrell: Know what? Why they all fuckin' overpowered?
Sakura: I've had enough with you 5! Blaze!
Blaze: Hai, Sakura-sama.
Sakura: Direct Attack: Electric Bazooka!
Nelson: Ha! Like that work.
Sakura: NANI?! (WHAT?!)
Gang: *dodges Electric Bazooka*
Raphael: TAKE THIS! *knocks out Kaeru and Darrell*
Jake: You'll regret this! Prepare to try this on size! *launches Spiky ball at Antonio, but bounces back and hits him*
Raymond: *knocks out Jake*
Sakura: Oh, shit! What am I gonna do now?
Nelson: Watch what happen to yo ass now! *throws bomb at Sakura*
Sebastian and Alexis: SAKURA NOO--
Nelson: ALLAHU AKBAR! *explosion
(In the Nurse's Office)
Sebastian: Sakura, are you okay?
Sakura: I can't believe they were way too powerful.
Sebastian: I know, where are you going.
Sakura: I don't wanna talk about it.
Sebastian: What's wrong?
Sakura: Just leave me alone!
Serena: Where's Sakura? She should be out right now.
Yune: Yeah. I heard she was bullied by 5 students. (Notices Sakura walking) What's wrong, Sakura? Sakura?
Serena: I'm not sure what's going on, but she sure is in a bad mood.
Sebastian: She has been bullied and sexually harassed all day, not just that, but everyone lost to some bastards.
Yune: Do you know who responsible?
Nelson: Sup, motherfucker?
Sebastian: AAH! What the fuck are you--
Nelson: Shut up, fag!
Sebastian: NEVER! I'M NOT GONNA SHUT MY MOUTH UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO SAKURA, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Yune: HOLY CRAP! She really was bullied!
Nelson: Listen thots!
Serena: HEY! Who do you think you are, talking shit to us?
Nelson: SHUT UP! All I wanted was to sit next to that bitch Sakura, but she refused and snapped at us all!
Koharu: Listen, assholes! You know you shouldn't have bothered her in the first place!
Yuya: Yeah! We're all tired of your bullshit!
Nelson: None of us care! We sit next to her until she become our friends! Even my girlfriend!
Alexis: NO SHE WON'T!
Sebastian: You won't get away with this!
Yune: Listen, you bastards! Apologize to her right now, or I swear you will be gone forever!
Koharu: You heard Yune-kun, you fucking retarded Gangster Wannabes!
Nelson: FUCK YOU CALL ME, YA LITTLE SHIT?!
Yuya: YOUR GANGSTER WANNABE FAGGOTS!!!
Nelson: *TRIGGERED* Ya know what? FUCK ALL Y'ALL! Y'ALL FUCKIN' WAIT UNTIL TOMRROW!
Raphael: WE GONNA MAKE SURE Y'ALL DIE TOMORROW!
Joey: Let's go back to our warehouse.
Antonio: I really need some shuteye.
Sebastian: Tomorrow at lunch, we're gonna discuss how we're gonna defeat Nelson and his gang.
Serena: This is...terrible...
Sebastian: What now?
Serena: (in tears) It's Sakura, she texted me and said she's gonna call in sick tomorrow because of what happened. (tears fall from face) If Leopold didn't have to miss today...he would've been there to help me...*sniff*...Poor Sakura...(tears run down her face)
Sebastian: Don't cry, Serena. I know how it feels... If they manage to make Sakura commit suicide, it will literally break my heart.
Serena: Mine too.
Alexis: Mine three.
Yune: Mine four.
Sebastian: Why don't you just calm down while we figure something out.
At Sakura's House (This is not gonna be pretty)
Sakura: Tadaima... (I'm home...)
Hatari: There you are, Sakura. We cannot believe you got detention for fighting another student.
Elena: You know this isn't like you!
Sakura: I know...but...(tears fall from face)...some boys were bullying and sexually harassing me...
Elena: No buts! You're grounded for a week with no computer, no PS4, no social media, and we are taking away your laptop and Nintendo Switch...
Hatari: Now go upstairs to your room and think about what you done.
(In Sakura's Room)
Sakura: (in tears) Why? What did I do to deserve this? It's not my fault I was harassed all day. (tears run down her face) Why does everyone hate me all of a sudden?! *cries* I'll never forgive Nelson for getting me into this mess!!
(Meanwhile with Nelson)
Nelson: Alright boys. We need some rest for tomorrow, then we go and kill Leopold, Sakura, and their friends.
All 4: Right!
Narrator: Will Leopold convince Sakura into fighting again, or will Sakura sink into depression?
To Be Continued...