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(Leopold Slikk is walking in the city. Meanwhile, behind him is an Army of Ronald McDonalds.)
Ronald McDonalds: (marching) Ran Ran Ru! Ran Ran Ru!
(A Helicopter flies by.)
Ronald McDonald (on TV): ドナルドはうれしくなるとついやっちゃうんだ。 みんなも一緒に行ってみようよ。 行くよ。 Ran Ran Ru!
Ronald McDonald: もしもし、ドナルドです。
Man: No! (Ronald shoots him.)
(Leopold notices a sign that says "2 HOT 4 U")
Leopold: (Speaks German)
(Leopold looks up and notices the Ronald McDonalds)
(A Ronald hits Leopold.)
TV: Ran Ran Ru!
Leopold: Thasis Thasis Good!
TV: ドナルドはおしゃべりが大好きなんだ。 本と一緒にお話ししようよ。 これくらい。 ハンバーガー。
(The TV explodes and hits the clown behind him. Piplup breaks through the gap.)
Piplup: Angry German Kid!
Leopold: Piplup! Glad to see you again!
Piplup: So here you are. You've been appearing in all kinds of r*tarded places. First my Pokemon world, unconscious, and now THIS piece of slum.
Leopold: Well, things have gone a little... Ummm. ..random lately.
Piplup: And the hell's wrong with you?! You look like a slave that's got shot out by a plant's backside.
Leopold: Um.... I don't know how it happened, really.
Piplup: Damn it, this place has done things to ya! Come on! We have to escape this place before anything else happens to ya! Grab that gun and let's get out of here!
(Leopold grabs a gun. Piplup also grabs a gun and jumps out of the hole.)
Piplup: You coming, AGK?
Leopold: OK, let's do this!
(Leopold hops out of the hole)
(Leopold and Piplup spy two clowns who also have guns. The clowns fire their guns rapidly but Leopold jumps and avoids them. Then he shoots them with his gun and the clowns die. Loads of clowns show up. Immediately, Piplup and Leopold begin shooting them rapidly with their guns. All the clowns die but one. He hits Leopold making him extremely mad.)
Leopold: YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA! (kills a clown with his keyboard then kills four more.)
(Piplup begins shooting a couple of clowns but runs out of ammo.)
Piplup: OUT OF AMMO!
Leopold: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (super charges his keyboard making it gun-powered. He begins shooting off ALL the clowns. Then he does a flip rapidly and kills more clowns.)
3 Ronald McDonalds: ODA!!!!! (they all explode)
(Leopold continues killing more clowns until his keyboard gun runs out of ammo. He turns it back into a normal keyboard and begins slicing off more clowns and Piplup joins in. All of a sudden they stop.)
Leopold: We're pinned! Supplies down. We'll NEVER get out of here!!
Piplup: We're almost there! We have to push forward.
Ronald McDonald: Ran Ran-- (Leopold kills him) YAAAAAH! HOO HOO HOO HOOEY!
Piplup: Health regained again!
Leopold: Thank God for REGENERATION!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (He and Piplup kill even more clowns) MAEK WAY 4 FREEDOM!
(The duo sneak into a room full of dynamite.)
Piplup: There's the exit!
(They run towards the window and don't stop because the dynamite is about to explode. Leopold screams and they break through the window just in time)
Piplup: QUICK! GET OUT NOW!
Ronald McDonald: WHAT THE FUCK?!!?
(The dynamite explodes and sends Piplup and Leopold flying! They fall into a jeep and set off quickly.)
(Kaeru Otoko is driving a jeep)
Kaeru: Good Job, Everyone! Misshun Complete!
(Scene transitions to Leopold, Piplup and the Teletubbies.)
Leopold: Wow! Angry Japanese Kid is alive and well too!
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po: Yay!
Leopold: WHO THE HELL R THESE GUYS?!?!
Piplup: Part of our resistance! They joined because they claim something wrong about a Sun God or something.
Kaeru: DW, AGK, we know what krep you have to go through! So here's a little something to compensate you!
Leopold: Compensate!? (A Sausage Eggs box lands near him, consisting of sausages, eggs, mashed potatoes, salad, and pepperoni.) OMFSG!!!!! I LUV U GAIS!!!!!!!! VFEKNABSLDFH! MIEN! MIEN MIEN MIEN MIEN MIEN MIEN MIEN MIEN MIEN MIEN MIEN! (Jumps into the sausage eggs box and begins to eat all the food.)
Piplup: So what did you find about the Ran Ruus?
Kaeru: Apparently, an event known as the Food Crisis broke out. It's when food stocks are declining and MANY people died from hunger. Then there are protest marches, who blamed the fast food out for because of the crisis. They think fast foods waste a lot of supply.
Piplup: So war broke out?
Kaeru: Right! People rampage about, yelling how much they hate unhealthy Junk Foods! Crates of Sausage Eggs were destroyed, people damending Maccas to GTFO.
Leopold: WAAATT!!!
Kaeru: The Ran Ruus didn't like that; it made them angry. So they formed the political group, the WRATH RUUS. Using the W while the original M at the same time to represent their company... The Wrath Ruus swept the land and slaughtered many innocent who oppose their foods.
Piplup: Oh, my God! How awful!
Kaeru: Survivors are either shot again, or sent to prisons, camps or slavery workplaces, All under their control... They were brainwashed, being taught not to eat food other than Maccas. They even blew up KFC!
Piplup: You hear that? You look different than before probably because the Ran Ruus never let you eats sausage eggs! So, what's the plan?
Kaeru: WE!RE BARGING IN AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THE RUUUUUUUUUUUUVFBKHFBHRUBREGBVEH2=!@!!@@!!!shift!!!
Leopold: DAMM RITE! I AGREEEE!!! NO ONE TELLS US WHAT TO EAT!
(Meanwhile the Ronald McDonalds have formed a fortress.)
Ronald McDonalds: Ran Ran Ru! Ran Ran Ru! Ran Ran Ru! Ran-
(Suddenly a jeep appears! Leopold, Kaeru, Piplup and the Teletubbies hop out of it and form a team. Power Rangers Zeo Theme Song plays)
Zeo Go! Zeo! DU DU DU-DU DU DUUUUUUU! Stronger than be--
(An explosion sends the team flying. Sun Run Ruu rises.)
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po: Uh-oh!
Piplup: It's the Sun God!
Sun Run Ruu: For violation of this nation, all of you are under arrest!
Leopold: AAAAAAAAH! I THOT I KILLED YOU! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE JUST LIKE MY DAD!
Sun Run Ruu: Oh, no, Angry German Kid! (transforms into Harold)
Harold: I AM YOUR DAD!!!!!!!!!!
(Leopold is extremely surprised.)
Harold: DATS RIGHT, SON! WELCOME TO MY VIDEO GAME!
Leopold: NO. THIS CAN'T BE.
Harold: After I killed you in Sonic Advance 3, and my PC blue screened, I knew my vengeance for my PC is at hand. Killing you in the real world would be too difficult, so I bought a new PC. This one had unusual powers, it transport ny ppl. I throw it too into Cyberspais!!!! And that's why you were left unconscious in the Pokemon World, because that's where I finish U!! I payed MagiKrep Millions of Poke Dollehs to dispose of you. But this stupid r*tarded Gaemplai somewhat revived you, or else you would've been died. And to make things worse, AJK unintentionally saved your life. But I, still as Dialga, I turned him into the mighty menace whe is when he battled you! But Shamyn has the porcupine balls to take him down!!!! DAMM THAT B!!11!!!TCHHH!! You manage to fight yourself all this way and manage to foil my plans once again. But I'm relieved that you died!! I could've finished you there, but Shoop Da Whoop struck before I could do anything! He also knew I was gonna kill you, so he sent you to another dimension!!
Kaeru: ALL THIS TIME, I WAS A FUCKING NPC!!>!?!?!>!!!?
Leopold: SO YOU'RE THE MASTERMIND BEHIND ALL OF THIS!! YOU EVEN CONTROL RAN RAN RUU!!!!!!!!
Harold: RAN RAN RUU!?!?! He was the result of my addiction to maccas, my obesity blocks me from doing stuff I want to do... I tried to exercuse and kill the fat, but I couldn't, so I traveled all the way to the edge of the earth, and I met the devil. He helped me kill my obesity, but it was so painful. So unhuman. I thought my troubles were over till I heard dreadful repeating noises. The devil had split my obesity into the human form of my nightmares. I realised now that obesity is more than just annoying, it is an abomination to mankind. And I just can' stop it!!! I can only live with it!
Leopold: So instead of stopping him... you just... PASS him to me... so you can finally lay your fat ass on the chair!
Harold: Well, you should've learned not to be a smart ass! NOW PREPARE TO DAI!!!!!!
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po: Uh-oh!
Piplup: This thing is too big to be taken down!! What are we gonna do!???!?
Kaeru: Well, barging in is definitely out of duh opinion!!!
Harold: (gets shot all of a sudden) WHAAT!?!?
(Camera pans to the girl who shot him, Sarah Slikk, Leopold's sister)
Leopold: SIS!!!!
Sarah: (jumps) I REBEL AGAINST YOU, FATHER!!!! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING GROUNDED FOR 30 FRICKIN YEARZ!!!!!
Harold: So you dare stand against me!?!? Then I'll obliterate you like the rest!!!!
Sarah: That's WHAT YOU THINK!!! (on walkie talkie) WE NEED NINJA MEGAZORD POWER NOW!!!!!
Red Ranger: Red! Log on! (He pulls the lever and the system turns on)
Pink Ranger: Let's rock this rodent!
Blue Ranger: I'm ready!
Yellow Ranger: OK! Let's play ball!
Black Ranger: All right, guys, the ball's in our cord! Let's come together and move on for the good guys!
Red Ranger: Right! Pull up your crystal! (he does so, as do the rest) Uhh! (presses button)
(Three dogs, one plane and a robot appear.)
(Before long, Megazord is formed! Megazord appears and punches Harold, transforming him from a sun to a normal clown. Leopold, Kaeru, Piplup and the Teletubbies cheer.)
Leopold: Ras!
Harold: I'M UP TO HERE WHAT, U DELINQUENTS!!!!! YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED FOR 60 YEARS!!!!
Sarah: OH, NO! YOU CAN'T GROUND US!!! WE ARE GOING TO OVERTHROW YOU AND TAKE OUT FREEDOM!!!
Kaeru: YEAH, WE GOT THE MOTHAFUCKING POWA RANGERRRRZ! WHAT YOU HAS, OLD MAN!!?!
(Giant Grimace appears)
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po: Uh-oh!
Leopold: Krep! My dad is loaded!
Megazord: We're giving you a two-minute warning!
Harold: MY ARMIES WILL DISPOSE ALL OF YOU!!!
Leopold: BRING IT ON, DAD-CTATOR!!!
Harold: YOU'RE GOING DOWN, MY SON!!!
(The biggest fight of the entire war begins! Sarah, Kaeru, Piplup and the Teletubbies set off to kill the Ronald McDonalds, Leopold fights Harold and Megazord beats Giant Grimace. Grimace sets off a mean laser and Kaeru uses the keyboard gun to kill the clowns. Piplup also kills of some of the clowns, as do the Teletubbies. Grimace is pushed back and gets hurt. Megazord throws some rockets at him and sets off a laser while more clowns appear. Sarah, immediately kills all of them.)
Kaeru: THANK U, AGK'S FUCKING SIS!!! (he begins killing the clowns with his keyboard gun, and Piplup and the Teletubbies join him.)
(Leopold is still fighting Harold. Megazord continues punching Grimace, who becomes extremely mad. He ends up attacking Megazord. Piplup, Sarah, Kaeru and the Teletubbies are still killing loads more of the clowns. All the clowns die quickly. Leopold continues fighting his extremely mad father. Grimace continues jumping on Megazord, causing Megazord to lose health)
Sarah: QUICK!!!! GET THE DEW!!!!
(Megazord takes the Moutain Dew and drinks it. Then he gets up and puts on loads of sunglasses. Megazord gains loads of health from the mountain dew and shoots Grimace with a laser and continues attacking him. He throws more rockets at Grimace and keeps attacking him, then shoots a laser and resumes with attacking Grimace.)
Kaeru: YEAAHH1!!! WE GOT THEM CORNERED!!!!!
(Megazord finally shoots Grimace with his laser once more. Grimace flies to the remaining 5 Ronald McDonalds, killing them AND himself with a giant explosion. The restaurant is destroyed, loses its flag due to the explosions, and smoke billows from it when the explosions end. Leopold continues fighting Harold, who finally loses his weapon. Leopold, as a result, ends up laughing hardly. Harold opens his command system which shows: "TheLastRuu is died. H0tB1tch, Piplup, AJK and Telefunkz earned 7438754 pts. Total: 99999999999999 pts. Grimace is died. Megazord earned 99999999999999999 pts. Total: 1111333333333333333333333333333333333777777777 pts. Command (ToastDad): "Player.kill(all)". Are you sure? [Y/N]" Leopold's team screams as a result, and Harold presses the yes button. However, his new PC crashes unfortunately. He begins raging and smashing his keyboard, then he screams loudly and leaves. However, in the game, explosions, thunder and error messages appear.)
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po: UH-OH!!!!!!!!!
Leopold: WATS GOING ON HERE!>!>!>???
Sarah: THE WORLD'S TEARING APART!!!!
(Megazord is struck by the lightning.)
Kaeru: DEEDNT U #@$# SEH HIS CONSOLE COMMEND, WE R ALL GOING TO DIIEEE!!!!#$\@!!!!#$@#$#
(Everyone screams once more and the Earth explodes, killing everyone)